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Monday, May 2nd, 2011
SHARD ALERT: OMG…ok so I was with the boy I liked just hanging out…and I was wearing a dress with a thong..we were at the mall and we decited we wanted to see a movie…so we went to see dance flick…well I was laughing soo hard I farted!!…then after the movie when the lights went on…next thing I know I stood up and poop came running down my leg and he looked at me like WTH??!!…he hasn’t talked to me since:(
This post was submitted by Tootsarelong.
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
Golf outing at country club(men only thankfully, albeit strangers)- 1pm shotgun start- we start on fifth hole. while waiting for my turn to tee off, due to pregame warmups, it was necessary to empty my bladder.In doing so gas was passed and, to my surprise a tag-a-long shart. I was then called upon to tee off.I made no practice swings and took a nice easy swing trying to avoid having my thighs and butt-cheeks rub together and expand the decorated area. Luckily there was rest station at the end of the hole where I could remove the soiled underwear and clean and contain the toxic accident. That did require going commando for the next 17 holes which was known by only one other player in the foresome. No change in clothing left a breeze for the cocktail hour and sitdown dinner.- (did not win anything that day -or most other days either)
This post was submitted by daddio-aka Big Pike.
Friday, May 28th, 2010
SHART ALERT: My aunt was at Wal-Mart, and had the classic “a little more came out than what I was expecting” moment, and sure as shit, she sharted herself! And what’s better than sharting yourself? Wearing white capri-pants and sharting yourself! She then marched right into Wal-Mart with her mudbutt, and her grandchildren and proceeded to tell everyone she had sat in “brown water”. Her mortified, 10-yr old grandchild said, “Really Gramma, brown water? That’s the best you could come up with? Everyone knows you sharted.”
This post was submitted by MK.