SHART ALERT: My aunt was at Wal-Mart, and had the classic “a little more came out than what I was expecting” moment, and sure as shit, she sharted herself! And what’s better than sharting yourself? Wearing white capri-pants and sharting yourself! She then marched right into Wal-Mart with her mudbutt, and her grandchildren and proceeded to tell everyone she had sat in “brown water”. Her mortified, 10-yr old grandchild said, “Really Gramma, brown water? That’s the best you could come up with? Everyone knows you sharted.”
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